Following on from my Snowball Blaster rant, here's something else which made me laugh out loud. Introducing the glove of love itself, The Smitten mitten.
Now don't get me wrong. I'm a very romantic person. I often whisper sweet things into my girlfriend's ear. Just the other day for example, I said "lemon meringue pie". read more
As I glance down at what appears to be a normal bar of chocolate, I feel conflicted. It looks right, but it smells so, so wrong. My brain is a mess. I love chocolate but I hate marmite! read more
Condom roses are the ideal gift for Valentine's Day. Think about it - they are the ultimate 2-in-1 present.
They combine a reliable contraception, with a romantic gesture of love (because lets face it, just buying your partner a packet of condoms for Valentine's Day, isn't a good idea). read more
This time of year can be very emotional if you haven't yet found that special person in your life.
Here, have a look at this lot. A selection of shocking Valentine's Cards.
Disclaimer: We take no responsibility for the consequences you may suffer, should you actually decide to send one of these cards on Valentine's Day. (i.e. getting a slap around the chops, spending the rest of the year on the sofa ...etc). read more
The birds are-a-tweeting, the bees are-a-humming, the ladies are-a-swooning and men everywhere are-a-panicking.
If you're after some romantic pointers this Valentine's Day, perhaps we could all learn a thing or two from these animated sweethearts. read more